I was
thinking this morning about the dumbest thing I ever heard of in my life.
Hmmmm.
There was
the time a politician gave me an ad for a newspaper at which I was publisher; I
perused it, saw some glaring misconceptions and false statements and refused to
run it.
An hour later, he returned with his lawyer and both men insisted I had
to run the ad: “Freedom of the press!” I said,
“Follow me,” and led them to the newspaper press room. “See that press,” I
said, with a smile on my face, “Go buy you one of them sumbitches and you have
freedom of the press.”
Then there
was the time three women from NOW (National Organization of Women) came into
the newspaper and demanded an apology for a column I had written about a
certain political situation. Obviously, I was lost. A nice lady showed me the
column and I had written, “There is more pork in Washington-on-the-Deficit than
a fat sow at slaughter time.”
I didn’t
understand their concern and said so. “Sow. You used the term ‘sow.’ Why did
you have to say ‘sow.’ Why didn’t you say ‘boar’?”
After I
picked my jaw up off the floor, I said: “I grew up in rural South Arkansas. At
slaughter time, the biggest pig on the place was a sow. Now, if you don’t mind,
and even if you do, get out of my office and don’t come back until you have a
real issue to discuss.”
Oh,
another time a woman came into the newspaper griping about how the paper messed
up her husband’s obituary. (Actually, the funeral home messed up the
information but passing the buck at a time when someone is grieving and mad is
not the correct business-to-customer approach.)
After
assuring her we would reprint the obituary and make all requested corrections,
she got madder. “You and all your people are incompetent. I want the editor and
anyone who touched my husband's obituary fired. FIRED!”
Then she
started cussing and knocking stuff off my desk. I called in my circulation
manager as a witness and told the lady to please leave my office. “Ma’m, it’s
obvious we can not correct this wrong and I’m sorry. But you have stepped over
the line. If you are a subscriber of this newspaper, I an canceling your
subscription and will return your money in full. And, as of this minute, I am
instructing my circulation department to fix all of our vending machines so it
will not accept your money.”
After the
lady left, the circulation manager looked at me askance and said, “Fix the machines so it won’t accept
HER money?”
“Well, I
was mad and it sounded good at the time.”
Sounded
good at the time.
Somewhere
in the bowels of the National Rifle Association (NRA), someone in some cubicle
at some point in time came up with the idea of making available to the public a
“shooting” game that let folks blast away at targets with an AK-47 at … coffins, with
“kill” shots marked at the head and middle of each coffin.
This idea
sprang full blown from the NRA brain trust and the "game" was made available to the public exactly one
month after the Sandy Hook massacre in which 26 people, including 20 children,
died.
Callous.
Unthinking. Uncaring. Arrogant. In-your-face stupidity.
Pick one.
Pick them all.
The NRA
played this card and it will prove to be the worse decision in the history of
the organization.
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