Thursday, January 21, 2010

Pity the maroons of the world

The January 19 Massachusetts election in which the so-called Kennedy Seat in the Senate was lost to a Republican brought mixed emotions around the country. Democrats were wailing and tearing at their (or somebody’s) breasts and Republicans were rubbing their hands over boiling caldrons of political goo and laughing likes Shakespeare’s witches.

But on the Pay-Back Front, minions were hard at work.

Coming back from lunch on the 20th, I noted that I had a voice mail from an 888 number. Knowing I had paid my last bill from Patty Lou’s Party Hearty website, I listened to the voicemail with no apprehension at all.

It was Sen. Scott Brown hissownself. He voice-mailed me thanking me for the support of “your senator, John McCain.” The message was paid for by the “Friends of John McCain” group.

My senator?

McCain represents AZ. I live in AR.

And the number the message went to had a California prefix (Internet phone system)

Geographically challenged, are we, Sen. Brown?

An honor I am due, assuredly

Oh, my! Good frogs-a-goshen!!!!!!

I am being honored and I have to tell somebody, so listen up.

I received an official email that was official. It said so in the Subject Line: Official Notification. It said so in the text header: You are officially being considered …

I knew I was special. My mama told me so and so did at least one girlfriend back in college. I believe it was the blind one who was tired of living under her parent’s trailer. I believed both of them … then and now.

The honor was thusly written:

It is my honor to inform you that as of January 20, 2010 you are being considered for inclusion in our forethcoming (sic) edition of the 2010 directory representing the WHO'S WHO of Worldclass (sic) Professionals.

Our alliance is recognized by talented individuals who hold knowledge and experience in a particular industry, demonstrate a commitment to excellence, and seek career advancement or enhancement.

On behalf of the CEO and our esteemed staff, we wish you continued success.

Your profile:
 
http://www.George.Smith.cbnworldwide.com 



Sincerely, 
C.G. Meyers

Vice President, Research Division 
Continental Broadcasting Network

Who's Who Worldclass Alliance

23 Briaroot Dr

Smithtown NY 11787

This has got to be the real magilla! I know official when I see it and this is official, because it’s signed by Mr. Meyers, a VICE PRESIDENT!

I jumped to the website address to check on me, and got a “server not responding.” It had to be an error. It was! The next 27 times I went to the site I was rewarded with a white screen with a big, black border around it. Knowing a thing or three about the sideloading or uplifting or whatever of computers and SiburrSpace, I waited. Went to lunch and came back and waited some more.

Nothing popped up but I’m there it’s a server problem somewhere, what those are and whatever problems they cause.

A Worldclass Professional. Me?

Who would ever have thunk it?

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Lord! Help those can need your help

Many Americans remember a time when Pat Robertson was a relevant figure in several public arenas – political, charismatic, figurehead, and televangelist.

Now, like many so-called Christian egomaniacs who preceded him – Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker, Jimmy Swaggart, Oral Roberts and Jerry Falwell, just as a start – shows himself to be an ignorant bigot and hypocrite.

Robertson has made the news by proclaiming that the earthquake in Haiti, which has killed innumerable people and devastated a devastatingly poor country, was decreed by God because the Haitians had signed a pact with the devil. They are now, he said, paying the price for turning their back on God.

“They are cursed,” he said on his television program. “They signed a pact with the devil.”

Beyond the fact that Haiti is mostly Christian, Robertson emphatically stated that Haiti broke free from France under Napoleon III, who came to power in 1850's. A simple Google search pointed to the fact that Haiti broke free from France in 1804.

On top of that all, Robertson proclaimed the country sharing the island with Haiti, the Dominican Republic, is prosperous and well off. Has he ever been there? There are pockets of affluence in the Dominican Republic, but for the most part, poverty is a way of life there.

Forget the ignorance. Forget the bigotry. Forget that he has not a clue about what he proclaims. Let’s say, just for the sake of discourse, that God did cause the earthquake down in Haiti to “pay (the Godless Haitians) back” for some slight or error in judgment.

So, Pat, if God is punishing Haitians by throwing an earthquake at them, what do you say about a tornado that razes a Southern Baptist church in Alabama in which 10 parishioners die?

Regardless of what you believe, on which side of the political aisle you lean, or your personal religious beliefs, this ancient wacko’s vitriolic spital should be disavowed.

God help the Haitians. Don't waste your time on people like Robertson, who thinks they are ordained by God’s to turn bovine excrement into truisms.