Timely lowku

Pakistani
terrorists are
like King Salmon.
Life is just fine,
until the time
seals show
up.

Tomorrow

If
today is
the first day
of the rest of
my life, what does that
say about tomorrow? Or,
yesterday? I'll think
about it ...
tomorrow.

Presidential lowku

Presidency
election 2012
will be decided
as always: Money plus
weasel words plus abject stupidity.
Voters hold key to
election. So use
the damn
key!