A man with a Yemeni passport tried to break down a cockpit door on an airliner. Witnesses said he shouted “Allahu Akbar” (Allah is the greatest) as he banged against the door. He was, of course, arrested upon landing.
A spokesman for the family said, “Maybe he was looking for the bathroom.”
Plausible. Many of the Earth’s inhabitants have prayed or praised the God of their faith while looking for a bathroom.
Please, just cool it!
The political palaver in Washington-on-the-Deficit is mind-boggling in its abject stupidity.
President Obama recently got into the thick of the word-war by mocking GOPers who are constantly clamoring for better border security. “Maybe they’ll want a moat. Maybe they’ll want alligators in the moat,” he told a gathering in El Paso.
Maybe, just maybe, we ought to take vote a moat and alligators to protect American citizens. Bet you a barrel of nickels the vast majority of Americans would want that moat and alligators … built around Washington to protect us from elected officials.”
I’ll have the special, please.
A man in Augusta, Georgia in a state of dehydration was found at his home by an air conditioner repair. The home in this case was the roof of a Waffle House.
Cops and firemen assisted the man down from his “home.”
Living on the roof of a Waffle House?
Well, it IS called a “house.”
No Western influence here
One of Osama bin Laden’s many sons says the family may sue the U.S. for killing his father. He claims his father’s burial at sea “demeans” his family.
Oh, wow, let us conjure up some tears before continuing.
(Tried. Nothing.)
For one of his interviews, bin Laden’s fourth eldest son of the al-Qaeda leader chose his wardrobe carefully. On a t-shirt he was wearing were two words … and they were not “Alluha Akbar.”
Rather, “Calvin Klein.”
Fashion statement over substance, mayhaps?
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