Jeers and cheers

Time to pull some doozies out of the old Opinion Hat and cast some jeers and cheers.

JEER: Mother Nature gets the natural raspberry for her repeated assault on the South with a string of tornados that left hundreds dead.

CHEER: To those who survived and immediately went to work putting their lives back together and to the thousands of volunteers who are working to assist in the clean-up and recovery effort simply because it’s the right thing to do.

JEER: Donald Trump and every single person that thinks he’s a viable candidate. He is a loudmouthed braggart who couldn’t win an election for Head Cat Stroker without payoffs. He’s only in the discussion for president because every other Republican candidate – announced and unannounced – are so very weak.

CHEER: To every potential voter who has already disregarded Trump and pushed him rightfully into a third party: the Blowhard Party.

JEER: To anyone who truly believes that the Constitution of the United States gives citizens the rights to assault weapons, explosive devices and weapons of mass destruction.

JEER: To all the Americans who became so infatuated with the Prince Andrew and Lady Kate wedding. Hey, “royalty” is just a term; no real power connected to it.

JEER: EXXON earned nearly $11 billion in the first quarter of 2011! $11 billion! The company had the audacity of saying it had no control over the price of oil. But it didn’t say it had control at the gas pump. Gas bags!

JEER: To all the addle-headed conspiracy theorist who could not get it through their dunderheads that President Obama was born in Hawaii.

CHEER: Can’t think of any offhand. Let’s go back to Jeer.

JEER: Lindsay Lohan is scheduled to teach acting classes at homeless shelter as part of her community service for being stupid … over and over again. And, who said she can act, anyway?

JEER: To President Obama and every single member of Congress for their inability to run government as a business with one simple rule: You can’t spend money you don’t have. Period.