Money rules

Slap!

Pow! KABOOM!

Crash! Cha-CHING!

Sounds of the season

are echoing across the land

as politicians lasso hearts

and minds of

voters with

moolah.



Florida

grows lettuce.

But the ‘lettuce’

of PACs is dirty

and dumbifies the voters by

spewing vitriolic messages of

lies, hatred, misdeeds

of fellow

GOPers.