Saturday, April 11, 2009

Rush and Dittoheads

I used to listen to Rush Limbaugh.

I listened to him for the same reason I sometimes watch "Whacked Out Videos" or "Cops." But one can take just so many ignorant men in muscle shirts getting drunk and acting out and the women who support their antics. (I'm talking about Rush, not the two TV shows.)

Those shows are visual train wrecks. Rush is a verbal train wreck and is no longer entertaining; he's the radio equivalent of Jerry Springer after ingesting a handful of uppers.

Rush, for some reason, now thinks he's the savior of all conservatives. His ranting and constant griping and verbal skewering of anything Democrat, is no longer entertaining. He's boring and tedious.

He was ranting recently about "savior worship" of President Obama and how it made him literally ill to watch people fawn over the new president.

"Fawning" is much better than getting sick to one's stomach over a commander in chief's actions.

With Bush in office, indigestion and IBS were commonplace.

With Obama, it's "May I have a tiny bit of hope, if you please?"

Sounds better than "Pass the Imodium."

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