Ah, politics!

Cane
imploded on
steady rumor diet.
Mitt is dragging party
down by not dropping out.
Newt is gaining ground.
Rest of pack
is ho-hum
pabulum.

2012 luku

Political
circus usually
full of roaring
lions, elephants and donkeys.
2012 version is just full
of cold hot dogs
along with caravan
of dippy
clowns.

A martyr deserves the best

Obama
got Osama.
Don't mince words,
give the men their
due. Obama did his job
ordering Osama dead.
Osama did his --
died on
cue.

Osama
got Muslim
wish, died a
martyr, ascended into heaven
where virgins greeted him warmly.
Whoa! Where's the girls?
Who ordered all
the durn
sheep!

Touchy-Touchy

Genitals,
patted gently
by employees of TSA,
raise a major ruckus in
Texas Legislature. All to
no avail. Feds
say 'hands
off'!


Legislature
expects to
retaliate with program
about rights of individuals.
Slogan: 'You can touch my
genitals when you pry
my cold, dead
hands off
them!

Politicians
announce for
presidential run for
myriad reasons: Ego being
the most powerful, followed by
a thirst for power.
Few want to
work for
change.

Change
can’t come
if people won’t
stand up and proclaim
with righteous indignation that change
must come in order
for system to
benefit the
masses.

Special
interests run
this country, just
ask any honest politician.
Oh, never mind, those critters
are endangered. Time for
people to take
back their
country.