Musing on the back of a whale

Musing
onboard a
westbound whale, watching
in awe as clouds
gather in the evening mist,
obscuring distant horizons, forcing
me to focus
on small
terrors.

Love? Lust?

Marriage
is not
for the weak.
Commitment means more than
sharing space and air kissses.
Marriage and commitment come
much easier with
one ingredient:
Lust.

Stimulating!

Money
for stimulus
of the nation
available and being poured
down a rat hole big
as the deficit, making
an even larger
deficit, rat
hole.

Hard reality

Environmentalists
claim toilet
paper is worse
on the Earth than
driving Hummers. One thing's certain:
Substituting a Hummer as
toilet paper not
a reasonable
option.

Laundry

Laundry
day means
collecting dirty clothes,
separating by textile blend,
color, weight, degree of softness,
remembering that time and
Tide will wait
for no
man.

Revised English weather report

Weather
in England:
Blinks of sunshine
followed by cloud guffaws
and depressions of rain showers,
punctuated by moistened air.
Sunshine again? Don't
count on
it.